i'm sick. this i know.
Disclaimer: I did not think this up on my own careless whim. this is something lame that naomi started. and now that i think about it.....the fact that her name has been featured in my blog more times than anyone else is slightly disturbing. the fact that every 'list email' is also sent by her is also very disturbing. more disturbing than this, however, is that i still speak to the girl.
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Sent: Tuesday, November 2, 2004 3:21 am
I never reply to these dumb things 'cuz i'm too good for it. and i'm afraid to send it to my other friends 'cuz they would laugh at me and call me bad names...and judge me...but i figured i should send it to my new grad school friends since they're kinder and nicer than my previous life and previous friends..i could also lie and say..."I did it 'cuz they have no idea who I am...and I wanted to help"...either way.....naomi started it...
Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it into a new email.Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It is fun and easy.
1. First Name: Oluwatomisin (interesting already eh?)
2. Were you named after anyone? no. my name is just some common ass name in nigeria... like the kind you would find on a key chain at a gas station...its also unisex
3. Do you wish on stars? not anymore since New York killed them all with smog.
4. When did you last cry? i don't cry. i have pms.
5. Do you like your handwriting? yeah.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? oven roasted honey turkey or somethin like that. whatever.
7. What is your birth date? Nov. 15
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? something j-lo made up and called music
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? ok. like, i'm the coolest human i know. of course i'd be friends with me. what sort of questions are these???
10. Are you a daredevil? if *thinking* about using the service entrance on W4 without swiping my card is dare devilish. then yes. yes i am.
11. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? secrets? what are those?
12. Do looks matter? if my heart beating in my chest matters....
no. i lie. I'm a total "personality girl"...u'll soon see i'm sure. don't be scared though. its just like that with me...
13. How do you release anger? i scratch the bitch's eyes out and then beat my man's ass and tell him that's what he gets for cheatin on me with some trailer trash ho with fake titties
14. Where is your second home? winston-salem, NC. *get hype*
15. Do you trust others easily? i don't even trust me.
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? my mind. nasty lil thing...
17. What class in high school do you think was totally useless? nay is right. college takes the cake....
18. Do you have a journal? no.
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? yes. but only to entertain me. i just think i'm funni to myself
20. What are your nicknames? lets see...'tos' 'tostada' 'tostitos'. people are ignorant i think...
21. Would you bungee jump? oh dude. yes.
22. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? at one time i didn't even know what 'laces' where. that was before new york broke me down and made me stack all my stilettos in the dark part of my closet then chucked a couple of converses in my face.
23. Do you think that you are strong? when does this questionnaire plan on ending?
24. Favorite Ice cream flavor? i don't really like cold things in mouth. yes. but if i must...basic vanilla will do....
25. Shoe Size? 9-10 dependin on make. this ho's got boats!
26. Red/Pink? red!
27. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? ???----there is no such thing-----
28. Who do you miss most? tickles. my imaginary friend. i got too crazy for him....he aint coming back yall...
29. Do you want everyone you send this to send it back? if i went thru the pain. show u care. do the same. plus..WHO are you people anyway?
30. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? old pajama pants...three socks on each foot(ive got thin blood cuz i'm skinny and bad circulation cuz i'm old)
31. What are you listening to right now? some voices in my head...
32. Last thing you ate? some thai left overs...spaghetti and fried plantains...some chips..all at the same time...i think i'm pregnant again...
33. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? white. so people would leave me the hell alone 'cuz i aint good for nothin'
34. What is the weather like right now? 49 degrees out. -30 in my studio. my landlords will fry in Hades
35. Last person you talked to on the phone? mom. she calls 6 X's a day 'cuz i'm her reason for living. i'm hott like that...
36. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? ears. i know. i'm not well at all...oh. and shoes. shoes tell alot about a man.
37. Do you like the person who sent this to you? naomi? um..not right now. cuz i'm sittin here doin this shit...with frozen feet. other times. yes...she's so frikkin hot...
38. Favorite Drink? toss up bewteen water and orange *pop*(but soda's bad for you)
39. Favorite Sport? gettin up in the morning. that is some demanding shit...
40. Hair Color? black
41. Eye Color? brown
42. Do you wear contacts? no
43. Favorite Food? rice rice rice! and fried plantains....
44. Last Movie You Watched? Stand By Me. one of my faves!.....
Gordie : Shut up!
Vern , Chris , Teddy (in unison) : I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Gordie : And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up!
45. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? neither. totally pointless movies? yes.
46. Summer or Winter? summer summer summer time....
47. Hugs or Kisses? long passionate heavy breathing type kisses. not some lame shit...
48. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? brownies. no nuts.
49. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? um. prolly no one. cuz they know this is dumb.
50. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? no idea. for real though...live on the edge. you know u wannnaaaa...everyone's doing ittttt
51. Living Arrangements? me, myself and I.
52. What Books Are You Reading? invisible man by ralph ellison.
53. What's On Your Mouse Pad? don't have one...
54. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? um. one of the 15 channels ive got. does this really matter???
55. Favorite Smells? i like body cream(grapeseed) and i like to smell my daddy and mommy. i like the smell of brick...clean babies....and newly washed sheets. a man's scent is priceless...
56. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles baaaaby!
57. Do you believe in Evolution or Creation? creation. but don't ask me why right now.
58. What's the furthest you've been from home? beijing, china
59. Any Tattoos? ...............no.
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Sent: Tuesday, November 2, 2004 3:21 am
I never reply to these dumb things 'cuz i'm too good for it. and i'm afraid to send it to my other friends 'cuz they would laugh at me and call me bad names...and judge me...but i figured i should send it to my new grad school friends since they're kinder and nicer than my previous life and previous friends..i could also lie and say..."I did it 'cuz they have no idea who I am...and I wanted to help"...either way.....naomi started it...
Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it into a new email.Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It is fun and easy.
1. First Name: Oluwatomisin (interesting already eh?)
2. Were you named after anyone? no. my name is just some common ass name in nigeria... like the kind you would find on a key chain at a gas station...its also unisex
3. Do you wish on stars? not anymore since New York killed them all with smog.
4. When did you last cry? i don't cry. i have pms.
5. Do you like your handwriting? yeah.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? oven roasted honey turkey or somethin like that. whatever.
7. What is your birth date? Nov. 15
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? something j-lo made up and called music
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? ok. like, i'm the coolest human i know. of course i'd be friends with me. what sort of questions are these???
10. Are you a daredevil? if *thinking* about using the service entrance on W4 without swiping my card is dare devilish. then yes. yes i am.
11. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? secrets? what are those?
12. Do looks matter? if my heart beating in my chest matters....
no. i lie. I'm a total "personality girl"...u'll soon see i'm sure. don't be scared though. its just like that with me...
13. How do you release anger? i scratch the bitch's eyes out and then beat my man's ass and tell him that's what he gets for cheatin on me with some trailer trash ho with fake titties
14. Where is your second home? winston-salem, NC. *get hype*
15. Do you trust others easily? i don't even trust me.
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? my mind. nasty lil thing...
17. What class in high school do you think was totally useless? nay is right. college takes the cake....
18. Do you have a journal? no.
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? yes. but only to entertain me. i just think i'm funni to myself
20. What are your nicknames? lets see...'tos' 'tostada' 'tostitos'. people are ignorant i think...
21. Would you bungee jump? oh dude. yes.
22. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? at one time i didn't even know what 'laces' where. that was before new york broke me down and made me stack all my stilettos in the dark part of my closet then chucked a couple of converses in my face.
23. Do you think that you are strong? when does this questionnaire plan on ending?
24. Favorite Ice cream flavor? i don't really like cold things in mouth. yes. but if i must...basic vanilla will do....
25. Shoe Size? 9-10 dependin on make. this ho's got boats!
26. Red/Pink? red!
27. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? ???----there is no such thing-----
28. Who do you miss most? tickles. my imaginary friend. i got too crazy for him....he aint coming back yall...
29. Do you want everyone you send this to send it back? if i went thru the pain. show u care. do the same. plus..WHO are you people anyway?
30. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? old pajama pants...three socks on each foot(ive got thin blood cuz i'm skinny and bad circulation cuz i'm old)
31. What are you listening to right now? some voices in my head...
32. Last thing you ate? some thai left overs...spaghetti and fried plantains...some chips..all at the same time...i think i'm pregnant again...
33. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? white. so people would leave me the hell alone 'cuz i aint good for nothin'
34. What is the weather like right now? 49 degrees out. -30 in my studio. my landlords will fry in Hades
35. Last person you talked to on the phone? mom. she calls 6 X's a day 'cuz i'm her reason for living. i'm hott like that...
36. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? ears. i know. i'm not well at all...oh. and shoes. shoes tell alot about a man.
37. Do you like the person who sent this to you? naomi? um..not right now. cuz i'm sittin here doin this shit...with frozen feet. other times. yes...she's so frikkin hot...
38. Favorite Drink? toss up bewteen water and orange *pop*(but soda's bad for you)
39. Favorite Sport? gettin up in the morning. that is some demanding shit...
40. Hair Color? black
41. Eye Color? brown
42. Do you wear contacts? no
43. Favorite Food? rice rice rice! and fried plantains....
44. Last Movie You Watched? Stand By Me. one of my faves!.....
Gordie : Shut up!
Vern , Chris , Teddy (in unison) : I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Gordie : And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up!
45. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? neither. totally pointless movies? yes.
46. Summer or Winter? summer summer summer time....
47. Hugs or Kisses? long passionate heavy breathing type kisses. not some lame shit...
48. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? brownies. no nuts.
49. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? um. prolly no one. cuz they know this is dumb.
50. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? no idea. for real though...live on the edge. you know u wannnaaaa...everyone's doing ittttt
51. Living Arrangements? me, myself and I.
52. What Books Are You Reading? invisible man by ralph ellison.
53. What's On Your Mouse Pad? don't have one...
54. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? um. one of the 15 channels ive got. does this really matter???
55. Favorite Smells? i like body cream(grapeseed) and i like to smell my daddy and mommy. i like the smell of brick...clean babies....and newly washed sheets. a man's scent is priceless...
56. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles baaaaby!
57. Do you believe in Evolution or Creation? creation. but don't ask me why right now.
58. What's the furthest you've been from home? beijing, china
59. Any Tattoos? ...............no.
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