Tuesday, August 22, 2006

"I, like, cry, when I listen to it. it's so good."

...when i'm not busy hatin' Paris Hilton...I think I'm lovin' her

ugh!

Like, I can't decide which side to pick.

...such a difficult decision.

I heard her new song the other day and liked it before I knew it was Paris. *sigh* So now, its too late to un-like it. Then, I saw a tv show on MTV last night and she told a story about how she bought up a whole zoo of animals (u know, "a boa, a chinchilla, a llama, a BIG cat...and some other stuff") and tried to take them on the plane with her & when she couldnt....hitched a truck to the back of her limo and drove through Las Vegas with her best friend riding shotgun and the animal farm in tow.

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I can't figure out if i think this is absolutely fabulous or absolutely deranged.

...but then, she also said she L-O-V-E-S Madonna 'cuz "she's like, a goddess". OMG! I too, L-O-V-E Madonna!!! I too, think she's a frikkin' goddess!!! Technically, this alone should have won her a good number of my loyal fan points. But then.....i remembered how she was such a sore disappointment on that porno that leaked......u know...the one that put all white girls in the world to shame. then why did she get all naked to sell a hamburger?!? I just dunno. I mean, now, she's tryin' to make it all up by making herself famous as someone with "talent" not just someone who's just .....u kno..... "famous". Enter her debut album...which she's been pumpin up as being so good it reduces her to tears. I know this mostly 'cuz she said "...i, like, cry when I listen to it. It's so good..."
hmmm.... shameless self promotion or honest to goodness truth?

Man, i just dunno sometimes...

Damnit Paris!....you make it so *HARD* for me to draw a conclusion on you!

I mean, I guess I could listen to her album...u kno, see if it makes me cry. Even tho...i'm not quite sure which conclusion would be necessary to draw if i were to indeed cry.

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It would probably be the "Adieu, Tos's last chunk of mind...farewell..." kinda conclusion...


I'll keep you posted.