This Month's Obsessions:

5. Staying out of the blazin' sun (....'cuz death by heatstroke aint a joke)
4. HGTV (oh..when oh when...will i have a whole entire house subject to my decorative whims?)
3.Vanity 6 + their killer fashion sense (don't ask me how i got on this...it just sorta happened. )
2.My sofa (it took two months to get here folks...two whole, highly unnecessary months)
1. This puzzle we refer to as -Life- (it all makes sense right after you die...i'm sure....)