The following is a tall tale from the contributing writer of the day, Jerri Fuller. Of course, as expected, she claims otherwise and swears that the story is all based on truths and actual events.
To that I say: 'whatever'
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did i ever tell ya'll bout that time sophomore year when tosin cock-blocked me?
and like,in a BIG way?
the object of my affection,having communicated his desire to come over on AIM,had walked to the house in like,the middle of the night (now, mind you...i wasn't his type,AT ALL...but he thought i was funny and clever,so i guess he was making an exception)..and i was in a robe,sitting on my bed (presumably ready for wherever the night might take us)..he came through,things were going swell (i was in a ROBE, damnit)..
and then..tosin and one of her loyal sidekicks (who i suspect was monkey ass,monica) came in..saw us..and then sat on the floor and talked their asses off.after about 15 minutes of this,he got up,said "goodnight," and left.
now,i'm not saying that i woulda lost my virginity that night,but lord,i coulda at least had a story to tell my friends...other than the one i tell now,which basically details how much i hate tosin and monica.