Random Thoughts...(am I well?)
Song of the day: Lil Wayne's "tha carter II" album
like, am i the only one totally unsurprised by Kimora and Russell's split? I mean, was I the only one who saw that one coming? the only one who took pity on that buddha worshipping zen promoting man when I saw him with the self proclaimed amazonian queen of shallow? While i'm all for the tall woman-short man pairing....something about their union seemed more "off" perhaps even "tragic"...than a mere short-tall uneveness. I mean...she writes a book called "fabulosity" and Russell turns up looking like a little big kid--every.time. i. see. him. with a *horrid* lisp to tote. Like, i believe in the whole opposites attract thing....but i mean, doesnt that just apply to people from the same planet? I must say tho, Kimmy really took it there when she had that Baby Phat ad with all those mexican maids lined up for miles...said money (lots of it) is in fact, the paved road to eternal happiness...who then got busted with all that weed in her car. triflin'. just go away kimora. far away. back to jupiter.
Anyhoo, on to more important...world changing news: I'm putting money on Janet and Dupri's ..what is it? whatever...anyway, i'm betting he'll leave her soon cuz he's tired of lying to the press sayin she added two small children and an infant to her weight cuz "she was preparing for a movie role". i mean, JJ might have been every man's teenage wet dream...but...she's fast becoming their grown up nitemare...that is, waking up and your true love has been kidnapped and replaced by Fat Albert. How about brittany and K.Fed? right. moving on. Demi & Ashton? Any takers? Reese & Ryan? U know what.....i dont really care about all these people...except for Jada & Will. Lemme tell u what.... the day Will and Jada call it quits......i'll...i'll just like, cry.
However, all of this aside (cuz none of it matters one bit and i have no idea why you're still reading).......allllll of this aside...a very important question: who else gapes in disbelief week after week as wild eyed Furonda stays in the running for America's Next Top Model??? how? what?whyyyyy? Jerri and I agreed that she definitely makes the "i look like i just got off the playground/i'm lost & looking for my mother" list. not to talk less of the "whodunnit and why?" list.
in summation: I think marriage is cute and can be rewarding when love/devotion/rainbows/sunshine/foreva/eva is thrown in the pot. Marriage is also a practical idea- especially when you look at it as a business deal- a M&A (merger & acquisition) so to speak- on the other hand, dear God....who are these beings roaming the earth anyway? you find one, marry and have kids with it and wake up to find you mistakenly discovered satan's right hand man/woman---all i'm sayin is taking time to figure out how much you can truly take from another living, breathing, constantly around you and in your space, doesn't put the toilet seat down-snoring-dirty drawes behind-eating all the damn food-can't understand simple instructions-demanding your time/energy when you really just want to be in an empty room all by yourself- is a good idea.
and not to sound gay or anything...but this same being could ultimately lead to many fulfilling years filled with laughter, priceless memories, exciting stories, joyous moments, pictures/slideshows....who'll see you in your busted-ness unfabulous stanky moments and still think u're the best thing ever to grace God's green earth.
......
ok, that was gay.
whatever...
like, am i the only one totally unsurprised by Kimora and Russell's split? I mean, was I the only one who saw that one coming? the only one who took pity on that buddha worshipping zen promoting man when I saw him with the self proclaimed amazonian queen of shallow? While i'm all for the tall woman-short man pairing....something about their union seemed more "off" perhaps even "tragic"...than a mere short-tall uneveness. I mean...she writes a book called "fabulosity" and Russell turns up looking like a little big kid--every.time. i. see. him. with a *horrid* lisp to tote. Like, i believe in the whole opposites attract thing....but i mean, doesnt that just apply to people from the same planet? I must say tho, Kimmy really took it there when she had that Baby Phat ad with all those mexican maids lined up for miles...said money (lots of it) is in fact, the paved road to eternal happiness...who then got busted with all that weed in her car. triflin'. just go away kimora. far away. back to jupiter.
Anyhoo, on to more important...world changing news: I'm putting money on Janet and Dupri's ..what is it? whatever...anyway, i'm betting he'll leave her soon cuz he's tired of lying to the press sayin she added two small children and an infant to her weight cuz "she was preparing for a movie role". i mean, JJ might have been every man's teenage wet dream...but...she's fast becoming their grown up nitemare...that is, waking up and your true love has been kidnapped and replaced by Fat Albert. How about brittany and K.Fed? right. moving on. Demi & Ashton? Any takers? Reese & Ryan? U know what.....i dont really care about all these people...except for Jada & Will. Lemme tell u what.... the day Will and Jada call it quits......i'll...i'll just like, cry.
However, all of this aside (cuz none of it matters one bit and i have no idea why you're still reading).......allllll of this aside...a very important question: who else gapes in disbelief week after week as wild eyed Furonda stays in the running for America's Next Top Model??? how? what?whyyyyy? Jerri and I agreed that she definitely makes the "i look like i just got off the playground/i'm lost & looking for my mother" list. not to talk less of the "whodunnit and why?" list.
in summation: I think marriage is cute and can be rewarding when love/devotion/rainbows/sunshine/foreva/eva is thrown in the pot. Marriage is also a practical idea- especially when you look at it as a business deal- a M&A (merger & acquisition) so to speak- on the other hand, dear God....who are these beings roaming the earth anyway? you find one, marry and have kids with it and wake up to find you mistakenly discovered satan's right hand man/woman---all i'm sayin is taking time to figure out how much you can truly take from another living, breathing, constantly around you and in your space, doesn't put the toilet seat down-snoring-dirty drawes behind-eating all the damn food-can't understand simple instructions-demanding your time/energy when you really just want to be in an empty room all by yourself- is a good idea.
and not to sound gay or anything...but this same being could ultimately lead to many fulfilling years filled with laughter, priceless memories, exciting stories, joyous moments, pictures/slideshows....who'll see you in your busted-ness unfabulous stanky moments and still think u're the best thing ever to grace God's green earth.
......
ok, that was gay.
whatever...
posted by AfroPosh at 10:32 AM
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