Imagine...

Imagine if Bobby and Whitney were role models in our society. Imagine them clean and without crack...singing duets...with little bobby christina singing backup and getting straight As in school instead of flashing her bare flesh in tiny bathing suits to the horror of all humans everywhere. Imagine Bobby dressed to kill like back in the day. Imagine if Bobby's jaw had never gone out of wack and if Whitney stopped sweating and acting an unrestrained fool. Imagine if Whitney could still sing. Imagine if we could only remember Bobby as the guy who was in New Edition and sang "My Perogative", "Every Little Step" and "Don't be Cruel". Imagine if we could only remember Whitney as the baddest diva of all who acted in Bodyguard and sang "I Will Always Love You". Imagine if we didnt instead have to remember Bobby as the ugly one who pulled a piece of turd out of Whitney's ass and Whitney as the crazy one who had said a few years back that "crack is wack" while on a crack induced high. Imagine if we could pay Whitney and Bobby some money to move to Mongolia and forget they were ever here. Imagine if Bobby had brushed his hair and changed his clothes from the night before prior to appearing on Damian Marley's music video set. Imagine if he didn't look like his breath smelled like he'd been snacking on goat droppings. just imagine...