Cost of Living Outstrips Benefits

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Cost of Living Outstrips Benefits

Washington, DC- A report released Monday by the Federal Consumer Quality-Of-Life Control Board indicated that the cost of living now outstrips life's benefits for many Americans.

"This is sobering news," said study director Jack Farness. "For the first time, we have statistical evidence of what we've suspected for the past 40 years: Life really isn't worth living."

~The Onion

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