Don't Blame Crack. Don't Blame the Ho. Blame Reality TV
So.... Bobby & Whitney are getting a divorce. We care because We don't care.
Well wait. On second thought...this might be the greatest, most progressive, "benefit to all mankind" incident to take place all year....so maybe we should care.
...
...and let the chruch say "amen".
What I really wanna know is where Bobby Kristina is.
hmmm.
Probably working your nearest street corner. Doesn't she just look like she doesn't live at home? Anyone's home for the matter? Like she's always "out"? ...Poor thing.
Alot of people...at this point...& with good reason...most likely want to blame poor innocent crack for the demise of this couple's marriage. I'm not so quick to jump to such conclusions. No sir. Even though we blame crack for everything, that would be the wrong kinda conclusion for us to draw today.
For one, I know for a fact that If there’s anything in this world that lays the foundation for a solid ass “ride or die”-Bonnie & Clyde, Batman & Robin, Thelma & Louise, white on rice--- typa relationship---its a shared illicit drug habit. Now, how i know this is none of your business. Just you focus on the fact that crack is not to blame here. Not this time. No. This time, it's that legal kinda drug we all know and affectionally refer to as Reality TV. I kno....
You didn't see this one comin'
DON'T BLAME CRACK: THE REAL TRUTH BEHIND .000002% OF DIVORCES
Almost every couple who has ever participated in a reality tv series has always, eventually, almost without fail….found themselves in the pits of some long time coming divorce. There was Jessica & Nick, Carmen Electra & Dave Navarro, Travis Barker & his No name wife, and now Bobby & Whitney. I’m not sure if it’s the horror of finally seeing yourself the way the rest of the world sees you….F’ed up & a clown….somethin’ to be laughed at. Or maybe it’s the fact that TV adds some body weight and shines a bright light on ugly. And we know….neither Bobby nor Whitney needed bright lights anywhere in their surroundings. In my mind, those two shoulda been kept in as dim a light as possible. This way we wouldn’t have been able to make out what was going on or what they looked like first thing in the morning, during the day, and last thing at night---all of which were horrific. But I digress.
ALSO, DON'T BLAME THE HO
People might also wanna blameSuperhead Karrine Steffans for breaking up this “marriage”….but I really dunno why. Everyone knows you can’t blame a Ho for being Ho-ish. Why would you do that? She’s a Ho! Can you blame a duck for being a duck and doing duck like things? No! So why would you blame a Ho for breaking up a marriage? Its what she does! Its what Hoes worldwide do! It’s a Ho requirement! Can you turn a duck into a shoe? Of course not! So why would you try and turn a Ho into a non home wrecker Christian housewife? Leave that woman alone.
PETITION TO SAVE BOBBY K.
But honestly & on the real real, where’s Bobby K? Someone needs to go find that child and save her from her own future ASAHFP…as in As Soon As Hellishly F’in Possible. The last thing America needs is a combination of both Bobby & Whitney runnin' amok in the streets. There's enough war in the world already. Enough of everything. We just don't need that. Save Bobby K.
Well wait. On second thought...this might be the greatest, most progressive, "benefit to all mankind" incident to take place all year....so maybe we should care.
...
...and let the chruch say "amen".
What I really wanna know is where Bobby Kristina is.
hmmm.
Probably working your nearest street corner. Doesn't she just look like she doesn't live at home? Anyone's home for the matter? Like she's always "out"? ...Poor thing.
Alot of people...at this point...& with good reason...most likely want to blame poor innocent crack for the demise of this couple's marriage. I'm not so quick to jump to such conclusions. No sir. Even though we blame crack for everything, that would be the wrong kinda conclusion for us to draw today.
For one, I know for a fact that If there’s anything in this world that lays the foundation for a solid ass “ride or die”-Bonnie & Clyde, Batman & Robin, Thelma & Louise, white on rice--- typa relationship---its a shared illicit drug habit. Now, how i know this is none of your business. Just you focus on the fact that crack is not to blame here. Not this time. No. This time, it's that legal kinda drug we all know and affectionally refer to as Reality TV. I kno....
You didn't see this one comin'
DON'T BLAME CRACK: THE REAL TRUTH BEHIND .000002% OF DIVORCES
Almost every couple who has ever participated in a reality tv series has always, eventually, almost without fail….found themselves in the pits of some long time coming divorce. There was Jessica & Nick, Carmen Electra & Dave Navarro, Travis Barker & his No name wife, and now Bobby & Whitney. I’m not sure if it’s the horror of finally seeing yourself the way the rest of the world sees you….F’ed up & a clown….somethin’ to be laughed at. Or maybe it’s the fact that TV adds some body weight and shines a bright light on ugly. And we know….neither Bobby nor Whitney needed bright lights anywhere in their surroundings. In my mind, those two shoulda been kept in as dim a light as possible. This way we wouldn’t have been able to make out what was going on or what they looked like first thing in the morning, during the day, and last thing at night---all of which were horrific. But I digress.
ALSO, DON'T BLAME THE HO
People might also wanna blame
PETITION TO SAVE BOBBY K.
But honestly & on the real real, where’s Bobby K? Someone needs to go find that child and save her from her own future ASAHFP…as in As Soon As Hellishly F’in Possible. The last thing America needs is a combination of both Bobby & Whitney runnin' amok in the streets. There's enough war in the world already. Enough of everything. We just don't need that. Save Bobby K.
posted by AfroPosh at 8:57 AM
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